Man, this gig really wastes. I'm so fried I could just curl up. All I wanna do is chug some soda and stare at the ceiling for days. But first, gotta share a few Lord Farquaad memes to cope with the struggle. Life is a real circus, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about drive, about ascend