Prepare yourselves, peasants! The jolly ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a power suit. Gone are the days of swamp dwelling his mire; Shrek has conquered the corporate world. He's the CEO of Ever After Inc., strategically crushing dreams. His amused sidekick Donkey has become his head of acquisitions, and Puss website

Man, this gig really wastes. I'm so fried I could just curl up. All I wanna do is chug some soda and stare at the ceiling for days. But first, gotta share a few Lord Farquaad memes to cope with the struggle. Life is a real circus, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about drive, about ascend